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Eversince I've gotten into diesels, I've always wanted a Ford diesel pickup. When the DI PSDs came out, I REALLY wanted a diesel pickup. Now that I finally own one, I've realized how many more things I love about owning a PSD, & just wanted to share a few things with everybody that I love most about being a PSD owner: 1. Every morning @ 5:30a.m., in the very, very, VERY, quiet section of town I live in...everyone around my house hates me(man, you gotta love remote starters!) 2. If you back into a spot crooked & accidently take up another one, who the hell is gonna do anything about it!? 3. Being on a 2-lane main road on the passing side when everyone is stuck on the slow side, you let the traffic in front of you get ahead a little bit, & then spray the slow lane with chimney(& once again, everyone hates you!) 4. Pulling to the side of someone sitting in their car in a parking lot(this works especially when they're on the phone!) & just let 'er idle. 5. If a little p.o.s import with a fart can is tailgating you, & you jack your brakes up on him, you have a little paint scratch, & he/she has a $1200 bodyshop bill(plus whatever you decide to whack them for!) 6. Pulling up to one of those gas stations where they put the diesel pumps with the gas pumps while it's real busy, & take up 2 gas pumps to use the diesel pump!(& yes, everyone hates you!) & finally-7. Just the fact that to most people, you are driving one of the most annoying vehicles in the world! I hear people whine: "It's too big!", "That black smoke is killing my lungs!", "It's too loud!", "Waa-waa!". Ah, yes, I am undoubtedly a VERY HAPPY PSD owner!:icon_ford: Thanks for listening, guys!:rofl:
 

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amen to everyone of those points.
 

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only problem I see is with # 2..there is alot someone could do if they were mad enough..

key it hit it with a bat..if they happen to run into you it would be your fault too for being over the line.
 

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I like number 5 but the way I do it is I let the truck down shift then hamer down on her and cover there hole car in black smoke they usually don't tail gate after that one :lol:
 

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#4 i use alot i really enjoy doing that one
 

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Number 5 is a criminal act. I wouldnt tell anyone about that.
Number 2 says you havent yet reached the age where you learn you are not invincible yet.
Number 3 says : You just might become a victim of road rage....
Number 1,4 and 6 : Its quite possible that youre doing this stuff to the loved ones of fellow Powerstrokers...again,its not something I would announce.
Number 7...This has nothing to do with why a drive a powerstroke..
 

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Your sitting at a red light listening to the wonderful idle of your engine in your glorified lazyboy recliner overlooking the road as you are its king and overlord, when out of no where this obnoxious rattling noised and a low deep rumbling from some sound system that is worth more than the POS honda toyota nissan or anything with a 4 cyl engine and a oversized exhaust, comes up next to you at the lights.

The guy looks over at you and laughs while his air headed blonde girl friend laughs with him, because you yes you drive a big slow dumb truck. but little does he and she know, that under the hood of that big slow dumb truck is a engine that generates huge amounts of power and won't break a sweat and has more technology built in it than most Porches.

Light turns green and he guns it and you put the loud petal down and pass him like nothing. and the next light turns red and you come to the light, gangster boy does not look at you and his "girl" is leaning out the window with her number on a piece of paper and gives you the "call me" sign.
 

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So you call her up and spend the next evening taking it easy on your super technology laden Porch lol.



Sorry I couldn't resist. You set 'em up, I'll kick 'em through! :thumb:
 

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haha those are the xact reason why i love my diesel too!!!!
 

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I was thinkinng more along the lines of showing her what a crew cab is really for :D
 

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^^^^^^^^haha exectly my man, you bring up why i love my ext. cab
 

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Number 5 is a criminal act. I wouldnt tell anyone about that.
Number 2 says you havent yet reached the age where you learn you are not invincible yet.
Number 3 says : You just might become a victim of road rage....
Number 1,4 and 6 : Its quite possible that youre doing this stuff to the loved ones of fellow Powerstrokers...again,its not something I would announce.
Number 7...This has nothing to do with why a drive a powerstroke..
OK, mrnecsteve...let's loosen up the girdle here. 1st & foremost, I have never purposely jacked up on someone to destroy their property and/or do any other illegal acts. I was throwing comic relief on owning a vehicle that towers most other vehicles which has the, key word: "capability", to crush smaller vehicles into a fine powder(get it? Daha-ha!). 2. How does parking crooked in any way, shape or form with the intent of having someone @ most roll their eyes & occasionally get the "you a-hole" treatment translate into feeling invincible? I'm from Rhode Island, buddy, nothing happens out here! How old are you anyway? 3. Where did you come up with this one? Once again....HUH!?!?!? 4, 5, & 6. Another fine example. I think too much church has had some effects on ye. & finally 7. Me drive pickup with PowerStroke diesel inside. Me know it PowerStroke because me read "PowerStroke" on side of door. Me "drive" pickup that say "PowerStroke" on side of it to gas station where diesel pump go night night. So me guess: NEED FUEL+DRIVE TRUCK THAT SAYS POWERSTROKE TO FUEL STATION+GET A KICK OUT OF PEOPLE'S FACES WHEN I TAKE UP 2 PUMPS= PLENTY OF REASON WHY I LOVE DRIVING A POWERSTROKE. In all due respect, have I broken it down enough for you?
 

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Youre comment of who the hell is gonna do anything about it!? doesnt seem like comic relief.
mrnecsteve has a good point. HOWEVER I think what he was saying was more like who's gonna tow it ... :dunno: at my school they tow for parking incorrectly like that. That's how I took it at first. But yes it wouldn't surprise me a BIT if someone opened a door a little too far and a little too hard and walked away a little too fast.
 

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Oh and +1 on the :bump:edy :bump::bump: lol! Supercab works just as well :evillol: Oh and cheap air mattress + topper works just fine tooooo :rolleyes:
 

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I LOVE my crew cab....and the toolbox in the back of the truck works well too.....you know, for holding tools?
 

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I LOVE my crew cab....and the toolbox in the back of the truck works well too.....you know, for holding tools?
Oh snap. :rofl:
 
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