I have excessive flatulance!!
Well I was out in town with the wife. And these wanna be little mexican wangstas as I like to call them. You know the fools with shirts the size of dresses and the stupid flat bill hats... Anyway we are at a stop light and this SUV pulled up next to me and there were four of them all staring at my wife... And I'm staring back at them and its like i'm not even there... So I kindly drop it down a gear and when the light turns green I blow smoke over the hole SUV. Oh did I forget to say all 4 of there windows were down? :hehe: And then to top it off I passed them up by one truck length and keep blowing smoke all in there grill until they backed up far enough and far enough to the left. :hehe: I thought they were goin to start driving on the sidewalk for a minute there. :hehe: