Husband Management 101

Performance Oil Products · #1 (**permalink**) 09-10-2007, 05:34 PM

I am sorry if this doesnt work for you, but it doesnt work for me either but its good for the laugh...

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in
Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of
the town.

People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip
down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the
horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Once more my
wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse
stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her
purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you friggin crazy!?" She looked at ME, and quietly
said, "That's once."

And from that moment..... we have lived happily every after."