Married Life

[Performance Oil Products]

MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !



A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party
with his old buddies.


So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."


"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to
have a beer."



The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to
the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.



The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "! Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they
have frozen glasses... "



He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding
it.


The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
be long. I'll be! right back. I promise. OK?"



"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and
took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.


"But my sweet honey... at the bar. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."



"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****! SIT YOUR
*** DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED *** ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT **** IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"

and....they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? --

[Big Tone]

I knew it!

[NOVAJOE105]

OMFG!!! Thats great. Sounds like some stuff my wife would try....lol

[SMKSTAX]

OUCH!!

[Performance Oil Products]

Come on now we all know that there is no such woman like that- who the heck makes little quiches??? And wastes freezer space on beer mugs??? Not I- take your bum to the bar if you want that stuff!!! :beer2:

[owtcast]

I can't believe it took two weeks. I've seen that sort of response before the white dress hit the floor.:whistle:

[coolvette]

She bought beer for him.

[Rob]

wow, i am so glad my wife isnt like that. she lets me go pretty much where i want to go and lets me do pretty much anything i want to do. shes the best wife ever!

[Blue01F250]

hahahahahaha - wow! I saw that comming a mile away!! wonder why j/k - my wife likes to party more than I do!!!

[Marty]

She thought of everything! And he lead her right into it!