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Trucks VS Women

5 Reasons why trucks are better than Women:
1. love the abuse
2. can be reprogrammed
3. love being throttled
4. won't let you down intentional
5. won't mind you trading it in for a younger model

5 Reasons why Women are better than Trucks
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Not sure about you, but I'm not takin my truck into the bedroom...
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Not sure about you, but I'm not takin my truck into the bedroom...
just take her behind the barn

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These are all very true, but I like where my "dipstick" fits in a woman a lot better than in my truck.


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I'm guessing that you didn't lose nearly as much as it appeared. Spills are like that. The last beer that I spilled was like a million ounces.
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These are all very true, but I like where my "dipstick" fits in a woman a lot better than in my truck.
well, at LEAST you guys are not completely off your rockers. Women ARE good for something.......

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These are all very true, but I like where my "dipstick" fits in a woman a lot better than in my truck.
wowzers, ummm.... yea.
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well, at LEAST you guys are not completely off your rockers. Women ARE good for something.......
... well of course, that and cooking.

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wowzers, ummm.... yea.
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... well of course, that and cooking.



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BPD FICM, BPD billet water pump, BPD VK688 oil cooler kit, S&B CAI, MTW stage 2, TSD tunes, Auto Meter gauges, Edge CTS, Sinister coolant filter, Blue spring, 6.4 banjo bolts, Straight piped w/ 6" single mitre stack, Pro Comp leveling kit, 05-07 HD headlights, Fumoto block drain valves, ELC, High idle mod

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actually i couldnt agree more.

in a perfect world we would never have to leave the bed, lol.
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