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"Are you serious, Clark?"
![]() From the best Christmas movie ever, National Lampoon's Christmas vacation
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"Boy, these gusty winds appear to be playing havoc with the giant nutcracker float. At this point, I can't even see the nuts. They must have blown away."
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"Aww, he's just hackin' on a bone; he got it up"
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"He's cute, ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish."
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Last one from Christmas Vacation I promise.
"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn. The clean cool chill of the holiday air. And an ***hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer." |
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Josh,
Just found this one over on APG... Apparently, it creates a personalized email to your kids showing them on the NICE list... Discover Who Made Santa's List | Disney Family.com |
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"I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed."
A Christmas Story |
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