What has your child done lately to embarrass you in public?

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What has your child done lately to embarrass you in public?

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[FiberglassEater]

Well its more i embaress them , when they start crying and whining in public i just anouce to every one heyyyyy look at this lil girl boy crying for candy !!!!!!!! i do it to both my kids they usually shut up when i do that. lol

[Tony V]

[charlesrf600]

My son like to do arm pit farts when he walks by people. They always get so grossed out and I cant stop laughing.

[SIRed]

When my 5 year old announced to my family that daddy bought mommy a weiner. It was a hot dog but never the less a weiner to her.

[ianstew]

one day me and my daughter were shopping in Winn Dixie, she was three at the time, and were standing in line waiting to check out, and there was about a 6 ft 5 black guy with really bushy hair, beard, eyebrows, etc and my daughter points and says "look daddy, it's a monkey" , and she starts making monkey noises real loud.........we had watched Planet of the Apes the day before (the newer one).......not only was I embarrassed, but this guy was absolutely gargantuan, but he laughed it off, said "i get it all the time , it must be the hair".........then proceeded to make monkey faces with my daughter......the whole thing was pretty embarrasing........

[Mike Hickman]

Originally Posted by SIRed

When my 5 year old announced to my family that daddy bought mommy a weiner. It was a hot dog but never the less a weiner to her.

hhahaha Adam & Eve ?

[cpayne6335]

Nothing too bad yet... so far the worst thing was standing in line at the store, and my little girl passed gas very load, and then she siad, "Daddy, my butt farted, stinky stinky" The lady cheking us out laughed. I told her she gets that from her momma.......

[SniperFolf]

Bump the monkey one is real funny

[SDPSGUY]

My 4 year old once told a waitress at breakfast that he had a 'big pee-pee'. He woke up with a little stiffy that morning.