Yep. This is happening. This is really happening right now.
So in February of 2013 my brand spankin' new "built" E4OD blew up, and only a week before a big chapter meet that we had been planning for over a month. Far be it from me to miss a chapter function, so action was taken! I picked this up from my brother-in-law for dirt cheap. This gem, this vintage classic, this fine wine of a motor carriage. A gorgeously teal-ish 1994 Eagle Summit Wagon 1.8l 4G93 FWD with only 101,xxx mi on the clock. 32mpg hwy / 28mpg city. After some welcome inspiration from the Sacramento Autorama the plan is to basically make it the pimpest, most amazing, most unbelievably awesome dad mobile ever witnessed upon the roads of the Earth. We're going flat black all around with gloss black from the bumpers down, black hubcaps (or rims if I am feeling adventurous, but obviously painted hubcaps will be way cooler), smoked lights at all the corners, full LED swap, DDM 6000k 35w HIDs, HID or LED fog lights, and JVC bluetooth head unit. This thread, which is sure to become the most viewed thread on the entire internet, will document all of the progress. In order to prevent the world from dropping to its knees in worship of the most incredible feat ever accomplished by mankind I will be cutting many corners and keeping the budget very low. This is, as stated, only to avoid unintentionally dominating the entire world and absolutely not because I am lazy and this is a piece of crap station wagon.
So, without further ado: