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Old 01-30-2010, 07:28 AM
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Funny email making fun of central va when it snows

Very very true... scary true...

According to the Richmond Times-Dispatch and every meteorologist in
town, Richmond is going to get a nice snowfall this weekend. The snow is
supposed to start as early as Friday afternoon and continue into Saturday.
In case you're new to Richmond , let me tell you how we do it here.

* Someone somewhere says snow is coming to Central Virginia .
* We Richmonders start paying attention.
* Someone says it's coming to Richmond .
* We Richmonders really start paying attention.
* Someone brandishes the word "accumulation." Done. Finished.
Over. We who call Richmond home all-out lose our minds. In the case of this snow, it happens like this:


Tuesday morning: The word "accumulation" is used.
Tuesday afternoon: Accumulation confirmed. All weekend plans put on
stand-by or out-right canceled.
Tuesday evening: First trip to supermarket for bread, milk, wine, beer
and cookie dough.


Wednesday morning / afternoon: Calls around town for sleds begin (for
the record, Richmond.com is one step ahead. No one has them; Pleasant's
is expecting a shipment on Friday).
Wednesday evening: Local news does a story about the run on supermarkets
for bread and milk. Second trip to supermarket for extra bread and milk,
plus frozen pizzas and non-perishables, because you never know.


Thursday morning / afternoon: Spend workday obsessively checking the
forecast. More calls for sleds. Search online for sleds, but decide
against them because you can't believe how much sleds actually cost.
Thursday evening: Meet friends out for drinks or dinner because you
never know when you'll get out again. Realize you forgot to buy bagels.
How could you forget bagels? Third trip to supermarket.


Friday morning: Alternate staring out window for snow and consulting
forecast for exact snow start time. Cancel the rest of weekend plans.
Friday afternoon: Weather.com reports that it is snowing in your area.
Run to window. Spend at least one hour yelling at weather.combecause it
is clearly not snowing. Ask boss about company inclement weather policy.
Complain about said policy. Wait an hour; ask boss if company is closing
early.
Friday evening: Fourth trip to supermarket on the way home for last-minute necessities, like chocolate and fancy hot cocoa. Alternate
staring out window and watching local news for exact snow start time.
Watch the Closings scroll to see if your work is closed on Monday,
because you never know.
Friday night: Snow finally begins. Call/text all of your friends and
family to see if it's snowing in their area and to make sure they're OK
in the storm. Update Facebook status to reflect snowfall in case you
missed anyone. Order pizza so you don't have to break into rations too soon.


Saturday morning: Marvel at snowfall. Fling pets / children into the
snow so they can marvel and so you have pictures for your Facebook page.
Saturday afternoon: Drive or trudge to nearest hill and attempt to sled
on a cookie sheet/shower curtain/trashcan lid/pool float.
Saturday evening: Meet friends for out for drinks or dinner to celebrate
snow.


Sunday: Eat leftover pizza and stare out window, watching snow melt.
Obsessively watch Closings list. Feel happy when the county you once
lived in announces closing and then sad because you never became a
teacher and now you have to go out, clean off the car and then go to
work tomorrow. Plus you've got all that bread and milk to eat.
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Old 01-30-2010, 03:14 PM
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