The Alamo

[2006PSDSD]

I hope that ALL of you conservatives that live close to The Alamo, can get away from work for an hour or two to go to the TEA party protest there. Glenn Beck has confirmed that he will film the show from the protest, and will speak at it as well. Please get off your azzes before we completely loose our country to politicians and banks. Make it about too much gov spending, and NOT about Obama please, remember this started with Bush

Official Tax Day TEA Party, April 15th, 2009

[kingchip]

Now I know EXACTLY where one is.........

I'LL BE THERE !!!!!

[symbols]

Are there any houston guys going to this? I was thinking about making the trip and taking a day off work

[2006PSDSD]

I took the day off of work for this Nation wide TEA party. I don't know if you all looked around on that site I posted, but last time I checked, there were almost 1500 ciries across the U.S. having a TEA party on the 15th of April. If only half of these cities have the turnout that Orlando had a couple weeks back Florida Tea Party, that would bring 3 million people to protest against the government spending OUR tax dollars on horse chit projects and filling their pockets

[kingchip]

Yea but DC probably just laughs, or MSM doesn't show them.

[2006PSDSD]

Let's hope they start to listen, because if they don't I think it will get ugly

[2006PSDSD]

Bumping it up for the TEA party, get involved

[TexasR.N.]

I started a thread earlier today for my fellow Texans:
Short notice GTG San Antonio 15 Apr 09

Craig

[Logan]

I would love to see the ORG report on the Alamo Tea party.

[TexasR.N.]

Originally Posted by Logan

I would love to see the ORG report on the Alamo Tea party.

I'll give it a try, I think the report will read something like this:

Dateline April 15, 2009 San Antonio TEA Party

No one is exactly sure how the four (4) liberals who showed up at the TEA Party, adorned in rainbow t-shirts, hemp shorts and wearing berkenstocks, driving a toyota prius, supporting the increase in taxes ended up tarred and feathered. Although there was a crowd of approximately 80,000 protesters, only a few people admit to seeing what took place. One individual who requests to be identified only as "Choctaw" says he saw whole event take place while working on a "plumbing issue" with a port - o - john.

"Well there were 4 dumb sumb!tches who showed up. It all started when they parked their Prius in the back of that beautiful black Ford dually." This reporter repeatedly witnessed people touching the black Ford dually saying "It's ok Sally, the prius didn't defile you". Details are sketchy as to how the vehicle ended up in the bed of the behemoth, but it apparently had to do with ramps set up to unload an "Urban Support Vehicle" (the proprietor of said vehicle only wanted to be identified as "Stump") which looked an awful lot like a red radio flyer wagon with a 36" lift kit on it and keg firmly ensconced in the vehicle to this reporter.

As the 4 pale, malnourished, creatures pleaded for assistance out of the bed of the vehicle (responsible by itself for 4/10 of a degree rise in the global climate) one of them made a near fatal comment concerning the fact that 42 PowerStroke Diesels had no business idling at 3700 rpm's for the previous 29 minutes.

A man who requested to be indentified only as DR.S. Nix said it was at this point that a group of rufians clad in black t-shirts with skull and bones started menacing the 4 non-combatants, still flumuxed as how to remove themselves from the aforementioned "Sally". Apparently, the 4 childwen (cross between a child and a woman) chanting "Yes we can" did little to soothe the savage beasts set upon certain violence to the 4 misguided "utes".

While the origin of the pitch and boiling cauldron remain a mystery, it has been established that the feathers came from geese (that, until 1 hour earlier had been residents at a local petting zoo). These geese had made their way on to spit over an open fire said one greasy fingered, shady individual who only wanted to be known as "Sevenmallards". "Well, we were about to have supper when these girls, I think they're girls from the looks of em', started running their yap holes" he paused to lick his fingers and remove a goose bill stuck between his front teeth.

It was at this point that we learned from reports that an individual with a suspect background known only as "Dirk" removed the trespassers from the back of "Sally" and placed them in said cauldron. From there the 4 were decorated with goose down and were about to be sent packing when the SAPD showed up. The plume of smoke from the prius (now on the spit next to the geese) could not be missed from anyone attending the gathering. One ecstatic individual identified as Symbols said "Lucky for them I had this 35lb bag of salt. I made sure I really packed it into them so they wouldn't get a nasty infection, there was even an ER nurse there to make sure I did it right. He had some great pointers"

The four valiant defenders of tax and spend liberalism are recovering at a local hospital and police continue to investigate the conflagration and injuries to the victims. The police don't believe any charges will be pressed because all video from the altercation was obscured by thick clouds of black diesel exhaust wafting thru the air.

This reporter was able to find one person willing to give his opinion of the events from today. Requesting to be identified as Rodslinger, he said "Well, we had a great turn out and these fellas are a hell of a good group, overall I'd say the meet exceeded our expectations and we were pleased with the outcome. We look forward to the next GTG when the guys can cut loose a little bit. Given the fact that todays event was sponsored by another affiliation the boys were on their best behavior.

This may or may not behow the events of the day turn out .

Craig