Okay, this is bordering on crude/offensive......but I still found it funny. Read at your own peril, as this post is rated "H" (sense of humor required).
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Here goes:
The White House gardener was fired yesterday after more than twenty years of loyal service. According to Secret Service agents who were interviewed, the gardener was standing outside the tool shed and simply asked someone if they had seen the spade or the hoe.
