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Stimulus Info

Stimulus Payment Info.

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format.

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition = TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by = spending your stimulus check wisely:




If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

ENJOY !
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Good post, and very true. Stupid azz government thinking that they have everybody duped into thinking that they are getting a "free" check from the government. THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T "MAKE" MONEY, IT USES OUR TAX DOLLARS FOR EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THIS IDIOTIC STIMULUS BILL.


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haha thats good, but very true

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The end has come for the U.S Empire

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Another Canuckistanian anti-American post..lol! What you really mean to say is the end of the overpaid Ontario auto workers union..haha! Buzz can get a real job.

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No what I mean is that That **** has hit the Fan and its spreading Globaly cause of you dip****s. Were all in this together.

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Does anyone know if we have to pay taxes on our stimulus check from last year?

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Does anyone know if we have to pay taxes on our stimulus check from last year?
No you won't


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