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I figured this was on the same note.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She
lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him,'Excuse me, can you help me? I
promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't
know where I am.'
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of
2346 feet above sea level.
You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.'
She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.'
'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you know?'
'Well,' answered the balloonist, ' everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me'
The man smiled and responded,'You must be a Democrat.'
'I am,' replied the balloonist.'How did you know?'
'Well,' said the man,'you don't know where you are or where you are
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the
same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
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4-inch Turbo Back Straight pipe.
DIY Tymar intake.
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