OBAMA FAN

[cja7928]

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 5th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands. Except for Johnny.

The teacher asked, "Johnny, why did you decide to be different from the rest of the class?"

Johnny explained, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Well, Johnny, why aren't you an Obama fan?"

Johnny explained, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked, "Why are you a Republican, Johnny?"

Johnny answered, "Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

With a smirk that made the class giggle, the teacher asked, "Johnny, if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

A huge smile broke out across Johnny's face. "That," he happily replied, "would make me an Obama fan!"

[Barchetta]

AWESOME!!!!!!!

I love it. That's good stuff right there.

[choctaw]

I just love Johnny, thats funny

[JMart]

Im printing that out and passing it around the office

[cchase]

thats great!

[JBHT]

Way to go little Johny!

[LPstroker]

Originally Posted by cja7928

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 5th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands. Except for Johnny.

The teacher asked, "Johnny, why did you decide to be different from the rest of the class?"

Johnny explained, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Well, Johnny, why aren't you an Obama fan?"

Johnny explained, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked, "Why are you a Republican, Johnny?"

Johnny answered, "Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

With a smirk that made the class giggle, the teacher asked, "Johnny, if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

A huge smile broke out across Johnny's face. "That," he happily replied, "would make me an Obama fan!"

Thats is awesome.

[LPstroker]

I figured this was on the same note.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She
lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him,'Excuse me, can you help me? I
promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't
know where I am.'

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of
2346 feet above sea level.
You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.'

She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.'

'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' answered the balloonist, ' everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me'

The man smiled and responded,'You must be a Democrat.'

'I am,' replied the balloonist.'How did you know?'

'Well,' said the man,'you don't know where you are or where you are
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the
same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my
fault.'

[Banshee34]

Originally Posted by cja7928

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 5th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands. Except for Johnny.

The teacher asked, "Johnny, why did you decide to be different from the rest of the class?"

Johnny explained, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Well, Johnny, why aren't you an Obama fan?"

Johnny explained, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked, "Why are you a Republican, Johnny?"

Johnny answered, "Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

With a smirk that made the class giggle, the teacher asked, "Johnny, if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

A huge smile broke out across Johnny's face. "That," he happily replied, "would make me an Obama fan!"

[Snowman66]

Both stories are good.