Illegal Immigrants Poem

**CHUCK** · #1 (**permalink**) 04-05-2008, 10:55 PM

Illegal Immigrants Poem
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> I cross ocean,
> poor and broke,
> Take bus,
> see employment folk.
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> Nice man treat me
> good in there,
> Say I need to
> see welfare.
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> Welfare say,
> "You come no more,
> We send cash
> right to your door."
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> Welfare checks,
> they make you wealthy,
> Medicaid it keep
> you healthy!
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> By and by,
> I got plenty money,
> Thanks to you,
> American dummy.
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> Write to friends
> in motherland,
> Tell them 'come
> fast as you can.'
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> They come in turbans
> and Ford trucks,
> I buy big house
> with welfare bucks
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> They come here,
> we live together,
> More welfare checks,
> it gets better!
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> Fourteen families,
> they moving in,
> But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
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> Finally, white guy
> moves away,
> Now I buy his house,
> and then I say,
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> "Find more aliens
> for house to rent."
> And in the yard
> I put a tent.
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> Send for family
> they just trash,
> But they, too,
> draw the welfare cash!
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> Everything is
> very good,
> And soon we
> own the neighborhood.
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> We have hobby
> it's called breeding,
> Welfare pay
> for baby feeding.
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> Kids need dentist?
> Wife need pills?
> We get free!
> We got no bills!
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> American crazy!
> He pay all year,
> To keep welfare
> running here.
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> We think America
> darn good place!
> Too darn good for
> the white man race.
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> If they no like us,
> they can scram,
> Got lots of room in
> Pakistan.
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> SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN
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> TAXPAYER
>
> YOU KNOW