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Old 03-03-2008, 08:06 PM
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If you don't vote, Chuck will roundhouse kick you

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Vote, or Chuck Norris will kick you: Huckabee - US Election - smh.com.au

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Old 03-03-2008, 08:10 PM
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Oh yea. One time Chuck Norris got bitten by a rattle snake, the rattle snake died.
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Old 03-03-2008, 08:12 PM
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Chuck does not have a chin, only another fist. And Chuck doesn't sleep, he waits.
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Old 03-03-2008, 08:16 PM
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Old 03-04-2008, 05:58 AM
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chuck norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of chuck norris
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:33 AM
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Chuck can light Ants on fire with a Magnifying glass.... At night!
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:35 AM
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:39 AM
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I like this one too- Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a Fully loaded Pistol & won! here's some more for your reading enjoyment. (Warning some of the Jokes are PG-13) Chuck Norris Jokes Complete

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Old 03-04-2008, 12:07 PM
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This is one of my favorites.

Chuck norris invented the C-section by roundhouse kicking his way out of his mothers womb.
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Old 03-04-2008, 12:10 PM
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