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Old 04-01-2011, 07:07 AM
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The Bill Cosby plan for America

There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo.
Please use in that order.

Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things.
Looks like he's done it again!


AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!


I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately BANNED!!!. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy,
'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.

(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTH BOUND aliens.

(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you AIN'T getting nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.

(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.

(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.

(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school and every day in CONGRESS.

(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.


(13). The American Flag will be flown at every school, library, public ceremony, at Congress, at parades, and anywhere else a citizen wants to show it.


(14). "In God We Trust" will be mandatory on all U.S. currency and coin.


(15). Prayer in school, legislatures, christian churches, and
any other gathering to be encouraged.



My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... but if you want to live here, OK, just become a literate citizen and act like you are an American.....


GOD BLESS AMERICA !




Sincerely, Bill Cosby


Please forward this to everyone you know, no matter which side of the fence they're on.



When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better.

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Old 04-01-2011, 10:38 AM
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Amen. Elect him today!
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Old 04-01-2011, 04:05 PM
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bill cosby said this? cosby show bill cosby? the one who played a gynocologist or whatever he was on his show?
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Old 04-02-2011, 06:41 AM
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I snoped it, he didn't write it. Its still a GREAT template for the 2012 POTUS!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-03-2011, 07:46 PM
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Glad you checked into it....I thought it was fake too without a video of some kind to back it up.
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Old 04-08-2011, 08:00 AM
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Yep first circulated in 2008 anonymously. Still good though.
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