My Cat

[Dave]

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants,
24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the
year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than
he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living
like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his
costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every
day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a
brick in the head, Holy ****, my cat is a democrat!

[westcoaststrokin]

[READNECK]

that is great.

[Goose350]

[baddkarmaracing]

[shu873]

Never thought of it that way... My daughters cat needs to get a damn job...

[swamp_ratt]

that is a new one! does that mean all our pets our democrats??

[Robsr]

My cat actually does some work, he'll catch a mouse every once in a while, so he's not as totally useless as a democrat...

[Rockstar Edition]

LMAO THAT'S AWESOME!!!! ........my wife is a democrat??? J/K DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT!!!!!

Chad