Obama blames Brittany Murphy's death on poor health care...

[05_PSD_Erik]

What a sack of... ummm... I'm gonna say yule logs

Obama ‘Brittany Murphy’s Death Why We Need Health Care Reform’ | Celeb Jihad

In a bold move that all major news outlets are describing as “well-timed”, “brilliant”, and “sexy” (except for Fox News which only characterized it as “mildly genius”) President Obama called an emergency press conference out on the White House lawn to lament the death of actress Brittany Murphy, and put her untimely demise squarely on our “broken health care system”. President Obama said,



From Billy Mayes to Michael Jackson we as a nation have lost a great number of national treasures this year. Now with the passing of Brittany Murphy, I’m saying enough. The time for debate is over we must act on health care reform now… I’m here today to tell you that all these celebrity deaths could have been avoided if we had affordable health care for all Americans.


Republicans opponents counter that the President was once again being disingenuous. Sen. Al Hartford from Iowa released this statement,



For the President to say that all the celebrity deaths could have been avoided with health care reform is a gross exaggeration. I’d like to know how David Carradine would still be alive today considering he killed himself performing autoerotic asphyxiation in Thailand. Even with a single payer or public option I just don’t see how that is possible.

Originally Posted by White House Cheif of Staff Rahm Emanuel

was quick to counter



Under the President’s plan Mr Carradine would never have had to travel to Thailand in the first place. He would have been able to afford for a trained nurse to choke and beat him off. Provided that he filled out the necessary paperwork and got approval from a health review board of course.

OH MY GOD!


The debate over health care continues to rage in Washington, while our nation’s most precious resource, celebrities, drop like flies. Let us hope that something gets done soon before we have no celebrities left.

[choctaw]

He's an idiot.............

[Ewils35]

hes an f'in moron. enough said.

[Zytek_Fan]

Hmm celebrities abusing drugs is because of a "broken" healthcare system.
Way to exaggerate Barry.

[JakeLewis79]

Originally Posted by 05_PSD_Erik

He would have been able to afford for a trained nurse to choke and beat him off. Provided that he filled out the necessary paperwork and got approval from a health review board of course.

I have hereby changed my stance on healthcare reform.

[puffinsmoke99]

hes more worried about the cerlebraties then the MEN AND WOMEN protecting this country what a piece of s#it !!!

[Hank]

I really want to say something here, but it might be best if I don't. I can't support my family from prison. This period is not going to be one of our shining moments in American history, folks and I don't believe that it will be corrected at the polls. We need a change and we need it now!

[Mike Hickman]

She was a million dolor person she had no insurance My azz, stupid today stupid tomorrow !!

[kingchip]

So now we know how to rid ourselves of the hollywood garbage.

[Mike Hickman]

Originally Posted by kingchip

So now we know how to rid ourselves of the hollywood garbage.

Well if bama would make a movie now we'd be better off :}