Going to have to get a new TV

[kinghawg98]

So....since the election of our feared (by Americans) leader I've been yelling and shouting at the TV more than ever. I am afraid that by the end of the next 3 years (God help us) I'll have thrown some large heavy object at the TV when our feared leader talks, thereby destroying the TV.

Do you think I could get congress to pass a "Replacement TV bill" to help Americans such as myself who have destroyed their TVs due to the disgust of our elected officials?

[2006PSDSD]

They are in the kitchen replacing appliances, so I don't see that being too far from their radar, or too far from having millions thrown at it. It's going to have to be a 13" energy saver though