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Old 10-30-2009, 08:36 AM
6point0damn2004 6point0damn2004 is offline
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a little joke: Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Barrack go to heaven

Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Barrack Obama go to heaven.

God addressed Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but I believe that it was your will that I did not serve. I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says: "very good come sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven my son. Come sit at my right."

Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?"

He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
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Old 10-30-2009, 08:45 AM
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Lol thats a good one and its true
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Old 10-30-2009, 09:21 AM
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He's all about himself!
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Old 10-30-2009, 09:36 AM
Clay Henry Clay Henry is online now
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good one! ....
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Old 10-30-2009, 07:35 PM
6point0damn2004 6point0damn2004 is offline
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my grandpa sent it to me
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Old 10-30-2009, 07:44 PM
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Old 10-30-2009, 07:53 PM
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Thats funny.
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Old 10-30-2009, 08:12 PM
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Nice one
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Old 11-01-2009, 12:47 PM
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I'll be telling that one at dinner with the inlaws tonight lol..they "whorship" Obama lolol.
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Old 11-01-2009, 12:50 PM
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thats funny right there
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