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post #1 of 8 Old 07-08-2009, 03:21 PM Thread Starter
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Yall will love this.

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock


(MADE IN JAPAN )


for 6 am.


While his coffeepot


(MADE IN CHINA )


was perking, he shaved with his


electric razor


(MADE IN HONG KONG )


He put on a


dress shirt


(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),


designer jeans


(MADE IN SINGAPORE )


and


tennis shoes


(MADE IN KOREA)


After cooking his breakfast in his new


electric skillet


(MADE IN INDIA )


he sat down with his


calculator


(MADE IN MEXICO )


to see how much he could spend today.


After setting his watch


(MADE IN TAIWAN )


to the radio


(MADE IN INDIA )


he got in his car


(MADE IN GERMANY )


filled it with GAS


(FROM SAUDI ARABIA )


and continued his search


for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging


and fruitless day


checking his


Computer


(made in MALAYSIA),


John decided to relax for a while.


He put on his sandals


(MADE IN BRAZIL ),


poured himself a glass of


wine


(MADE IN FRANCE )


and turned on his


TV


(MADE IN INDONESIA ),


and then wondered why he couldn't


find a good paying job


in AMERICA


AND NOW HE'S HOPING


HE CAN GET HELP


FROM THE PRESIDENT


(MADE IN KENYA)

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HAHA thats pretty good but correct... everything we use is made some where else

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lol, very true man. very true. every time I drive by a import lot, i turn on my PA and yell, "BUY AMERICAN"

Built engine, rods, pushrods, cam, springs. Meth, turbo, injectors, fuel system, oil system. 3 disk billet, billet shafts built trans, 6.0 IC, exhaust, intake. Latter bars, gears, system, tint, HIDs. You know the typical stuff to make a 7.3 get out of its own way... dont brake.
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lol, very true man. very true. every time I drive by a import lot, i turn on my PA and yell, "BUY AMERICAN"
Do you really, thats awesome!

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Those are always pretty good. I remember one that was about Princess Diana's death, set up just like that.

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lol, very true man. very true. every time I drive by a import lot, i turn on my PA and yell, "BUY AMERICAN"
The only bad thing is the truck you do that in is made some where else too. Here's a list of the top 10 American made cars and half of them are made by a Jap car company. Sad times.

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Do you really, thats awesome!
ya i totally do. the import lots thrive in Libville (portland/beaverton)

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Well if that wasn't so very close to the truth it would be funny. Great post though.

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