Oregon Friends

[Ryan Rønning]

found this one too. Thought it applied in genaral to great NW. You would'nt belive how long it took to fix all the cussing. If I miss one, My bad!

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS~ AND OREGON FRIENDS!!



FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.

OREGON FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on your
drunk azz while pissing in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

OREGON FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as he!!and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up!


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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.

OREGON FRIENDS: Know some wild shat will happen, and set
up rally points.


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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.

OREGON FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Dam...that sh!t was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

OREGON FRIENDS: laugh at you

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.

OREGON FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.

OREGON FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

OREGON FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.

OREGON FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds azz that left
you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

OREGON FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.

OREGON FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

OREGON FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.

OREGON FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that sh!t, you know we
don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

OREGON FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

OREGON FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

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FRIENDS: Will talk sh!t to the person who talks sh!t
about you.

OREGON FRIENDS: Will knock them the F@@k out!!

[marc9441]

i think you nailed my friends on the head!!! wouldnt trade any of them for the world! oregons the best state no doudt!!!!

[Ryan Rønning]

I concur, I think it is a dead hit!

[marc9441]

i havent said THANK YOU for serving our country!!! i take my hat of to you and your fellow soldiers. my family is behind you and this country!!!!