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Old 06-04-2009, 10:13 AM
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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.Y'all know who ya' are.



You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.



You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'



You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.



You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.



You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.



You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.



You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.



You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.



You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.



If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.



God Bless the USA !


Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.
IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.
IN GOD WE TRUST
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:17 AM
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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.Y'all know who ya' are.



You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.



You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'



You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.



You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.



You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.



You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
It is not my fault Billy Bob's bonfire was that big. He is the one that put 10 gallons of gas, 15 gallons of diesel fuel, and all the used motor oil on it.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.



You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.



You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.



If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.



God Bless the USA !


Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.
IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.
IN GOD WE TRUST


I had to add the explanation to it.
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:45 AM
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I hit every single one of those. Im proud to be a Redneck.
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:47 AM
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I guess Im a redneck too then
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:49 AM
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I had to add the explanation to it.
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:55 AM
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proud redneck here.... but didnt know it until now
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:59 AM
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Proud far right extremist domestic terrorist and redneck- or so they call me and people like me
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:00 AM
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proud redneck here.... but didnt know it until now
You and me both

My brother has been calling me a redneck for years, I guess he was right, and I'm a proud redneck
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:02 AM
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Proud far right extremist domestic terrorist and redneck- or so they call me and people like me
My dad just called me that yesterday when I was showing him my new toy. That's the first time he's ever told me how proud of me he is.
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:30 AM
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you showed him your anal beads finally? ROFLMAO
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