From the mouths of babes ...

[rdc]

My daughter sent me this email. My grandson (Jackson) is 6 years old.
My daughter titled the email "Funny Stuff", but I think it's kind of
bittersweet.

(snip)

There's a dead baby goose by our curb. Jackson saw it and asked if we could keep it. I said "no, it's dead". He said, "no it's not, it's eyes are open". I said "no, it's dead". He said, "YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT CPR!!!!!" I said, "it's too late for CPR". He said, "we have to bury it so it will go to heaven".

[bigcountrysg]

In some states it would be considered dinner.

[stroken04]

Oh come on russ, why didnt you give it CPR?

[choctaw]

Ah, to be so innocent again. Good story, Russ.

[95dieselsmoke]

cool story, its amazing what little ones come up with