Question of the Day

[Hamiltonbuilt]

Originally Posted by choctaw

Choking liberals

[bockhold]

its been like 6 days since the last question. where are the new questions. keep this thread going.

[sevenmalards]

Originally Posted by lifewitlooie

I pissed all over someones door in the dorms that I didn't like this weekend. Then I put a mattress in front of it.

That is some good chit right there!

[sevenmalards]

Originally Posted by Mrs. westcoaststrokin

WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING AN AZZ OF YOURSELF, WHEN HAVE YOU HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK?

I have thought about this for a few minutes and I can actually say NEVER. Not because I haven't done crazy/stupid stuff, it's just that I don't care what anyone thinks about who I am or what I do.

[westcoaststrokin]

Originally Posted by bockhold

its been like 6 days since the last question. where are the new questions. keep this thread going.

Sorry we have been busy with DITD. I will get a new question up shortly.

[westcoaststrokin]

You asked for it here it is.

"Police in Monroe are still searching for the man who robbed an armored truck earlier this week and then made his getaway in an inner-tube in the Skykomish River. This robbery and getaway are so ridiculous- yet- brilliant that the story is getting international attention. Let’s face it, when your getaway vehicle is an inner- tube AND it works out, people will be impressed. Well, not the FBI so much, but the rest of us. Maybe the most infamous getaway involves DB Cooper, a man who collected $200,000 in ransom, hijacked a Boeing 727 and then parachuted the hell out of the plane, never to be seen again. There are all kinds of theories about Cooper’s eventual fate, but the long and short of it is that he got away with it, just like our inner- tube buddy. Meanwhile, in Mexico City, police are looking for both the thief and the truck he stole that was hauling 5000 condoms, 800 HIV tests and a 23 foot tall inflatable condom. (???) How they haven’t found a truck with pictures of condom shaped bananas plastered all over it is anyone’s guess, but the issue is a big deal in Mexico. Everyone has contemplated pulling off the “perfect crime”, whether it’s hitting a bank, a museum, a jewelry store, a casino or whatever. He!!, Hollywood has made a killing celebrating criminals with movies like ‘The Heist’, ‘Ocean’s 11’, ‘Reservoir Dogs’, etc. Now, we don’t expect you to actually DO it, but today we wanted to hear your scenario for a successful heist: WHAT’S YOUR PLAN FOR AND HOW WOULD YOU GET AWAY WITH THE PERFECT CRIME?"

[Mrs. westcoaststrokin]

The 7th ever and the only scheduled vice- Presidential debate between Senator Joe Biden and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin went down last night. According to pundits and analysts, both of them exceeded expectations. (???) Biden, for example, was credited with NOT going on the attack and for being cordial… which is like saying O.J. Simpson has been a pillar of society because he hasn’t stabbed anyone (that we know of) this decade, and Palin was credited for performing (a key word) better than expected… which is like showering Kevin Federline with accolades for taking care of his kids, in spite of the fact that he IS their father. Congrats to both for, well, doing whatever it is people think they did so well. Here’s the thing about a debate or ANY public forum where opinions are thrown around; whatever side of the fence you’re on, you have an opinion too. If you’re like most people, there are times when you start yelling at your tv or radio or whatever because you think you have a more valid opinion than whoever it is just pizzed you off. Today, for our Friday fantasy Question, we give you the chance to set up your own debate; we simply ask for these three criteria: WHO WOULD YOU DEBATE, WHAT ARE YOU DEBATING AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHO ARE YOU GIVING A SHOUT OUT TO?

[bockhold]

Originally Posted by westcoaststrokin

You asked for it here it is.

"Police in Monroe are still searching for the man who robbed an armored truck earlier this week and then made his getaway in an inner-tube in the Skykomish River. This robbery and getaway are so ridiculous- yet- brilliant that the story is getting international attention. Let’s face it, when your getaway vehicle is an inner- tube AND it works out, people will be impressed. Well, not the FBI so much, but the rest of us. Maybe the most infamous getaway involves DB Cooper, a man who collected $200,000 in ransom, hijacked a Boeing 727 and then parachuted the hell out of the plane, never to be seen again. There are all kinds of theories about Cooper’s eventual fate, but the long and short of it is that he got away with it, just like our inner- tube buddy. Meanwhile, in Mexico City, police are looking for both the thief and the truck he stole that was hauling 5000 condoms, 800 HIV tests and a 23 foot tall inflatable condom. (???) How they haven’t found a truck with pictures of condom shaped bananas plastered all over it is anyone’s guess, but the issue is a big deal in Mexico. Everyone has contemplated pulling off the “perfect crime”, whether it’s hitting a bank, a museum, a jewelry store, a casino or whatever. He!!, Hollywood has made a killing celebrating criminals with movies like ‘The Heist’, ‘Ocean’s 11’, ‘Reservoir Dogs’, etc. Now, we don’t expect you to actually DO it, but today we wanted to hear your scenario for a successful heist: WHAT’S YOUR PLAN FOR AND HOW WOULD YOU GET AWAY WITH THE PERFECT CRIME?"

perfect crime, hmmm dont think i ever came up with one for a perfect crime

Originally Posted by Mrs. westcoaststrokin

The 7th ever and the only scheduled vice- Presidential debate between Senator Joe Biden and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin went down last night. According to pundits and analysts, both of them exceeded expectations. (???) Biden, for example, was credited with NOT going on the attack and for being cordial… which is like saying O.J. Simpson has been a pillar of society because he hasn’t stabbed anyone (that we know of) this decade, and Palin was credited for performing (a key word) better than expected… which is like showering Kevin Federline with accolades for taking care of his kids, in spite of the fact that he IS their father. Congrats to both for, well, doing whatever it is people think they did so well. Here’s the thing about a debate or ANY public forum where opinions are thrown around; whatever side of the fence you’re on, you have an opinion too. If you’re like most people, there are times when you start yelling at your tv or radio or whatever because you think you have a more valid opinion than whoever it is just pizzed you off. Today, for our Friday fantasy Question, we give you the chance to set up your own debate; we simply ask for these three criteria: WHO WOULD YOU DEBATE, WHAT ARE YOU DEBATING AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHO ARE YOU GIVING A SHOUT OUT TO?

obama, his record,his history, and his terrist friends.

shout out to palin

[sevenmalards]

Originally Posted by westcoaststrokin

You asked for it here it is.

WHAT’S YOUR PLAN FOR AND HOW WOULD YOU GET AWAY WITH THE PERFECT CRIME?"

I actually have one on the books that I've been cooking up for a couple years. I've done all the recon, got a group of guys together that I know would take a bullet before they talked. We did a "dry run" of our "action" and IT WILL WORK!!!
Only problem is My wife is a COP and 20-30 in the clink is a pretty good deterrent, so we aborted the mission a few years ago.
BUT IT WOULD STILL WORK!
HERE IT IS!

There is a bank close by where I live and one night we were on the way home from the bar at around 2:45 on a Saturday and I noticed an armored car out in front of the bank, taking the money out of the bank for the weekend. The next Saturday the same scenario transpired and the truck was there again. My friend and I (I'm ex Army, he is ex Marine) devised a plan of attack with a few more of our close friends that are ex-military (infantry was minimum requirement)

We had a team of (4) Two in the THICK COVER in front of the bank, one as a lookout across the street and the other with a sniper rifle across the street (just in case) We all have ghillie suits and another friend could have gotten us 4 stolen motorcycles for the obvious get away.
The way it would go down is:
Arrive at the bank half hour before the truck (we learned the time window for the pick-up because we sat for 8 weeks in a row and timed it!) get in position and wait. The truck pulls up, the single guard goes in. We wait for him to come out with the cashola and when he turns to lock the bank door we make our move quick and quiet. Up out of the cover, gun to the head, dis-arm the guard, lay him down face down grab the bags and go, no one gets hurt! Here in CA the guard inside the truck is not allowed to open the door to assist, and worse would happen is he radios in the description of two guys riding off on motorcycles looking like trees!
IN CASE HE GOT OUT the guy across the street was going to cover us with non-life threatening hits to the leg or a warning shot, etc...
Ride a couple of miles, ditch the bikes bag the suits That's it!
Everyone is a little richer! We still joke about how close we came to doing it, but marriage will make a man re-think things, and about the time we were going to do it, I met my wife.!

[Mrs. westcoaststrokin]

There was some def thought put into that one!!! Dang man!