Question of the Day

[OneBigDoofus]

Originally Posted by kingchip

Where do all the missing socks go.

No mystery here,..if you work in the oil patch or farm for a living you prolly had to wipe your a$$ with it in the field.....

[Mrs. westcoaststrokin]

President Bush addressed the nation about the economic crisis. Well, what he’s actually going to do is try to explain to America why we, the tax payer, should agree to give 700 BILLION dollars to the very companies responsible for the economic crisis in the first place. The speech is only expected to last about 15 minutes but supporters of the bailout are hoping that in that brief amount of time, the American public will be convinced (coerced? Fooled?) that we should devote our money to protecting the millionaires who screwed up. Granted, not everyone agrees with this nonsense, and to prove their point, hundreds of small businesses, including taxidermists, pawn shops, sports memorabilia dealers, etc., are also asking the feds to give them money for their own stupid business decisions. With that in mind, today we absolve you of all personal responsibility as well, so for today’s question: IF YOU COULD ASK THE GOVERNMENT TO BAIL YOU OUT FOR THE DUMBEST FINANCIAL DECISION YOU’VE EVER MADE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

3/4 the crap we have charged on our credit card

[bockhold]

pay off my truck and reinburse me in the repair bills ive done.
pay for college out of pocket.
pay for my computers.

[rankroddin250]

Originally Posted by Mrs. westcoaststrokin

President Bush addressed the nation about the economic crisis. Well, what he’s actually going to do is try to explain to America why we, the tax payer, should agree to give 700 BILLION dollars to the very companies responsible for the economic crisis in the first place. The speech is only expected to last about 15 minutes but supporters of the bailout are hoping that in that brief amount of time, the American public will be convinced (coerced? Fooled?) that we should devote our money to protecting the millionaires who screwed up. Granted, not everyone agrees with this nonsense, and to prove their point, hundreds of small businesses, including taxidermists, pawn shops, sports memorabilia dealers, etc., are also asking the feds to give them money for their own stupid business decisions. With that in mind, today we absolve you of all personal responsibility as well, so for today’s question: IF YOU COULD ASK THE GOVERNMENT TO BAIL YOU OUT FOR THE DUMBEST FINANCIAL DECISION YOU’VE EVER MADE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

3/4 the crap we have charged on our credit card

If I could get back all the money Ive spent on the wiskey, weed an women (yes trucks count as women too) in my younger life I think I could retire.

[Mrs. westcoaststrokin]

Originally Posted by rankroddin250

If I could get back all the money Ive spent on the wiskey, weed an women (yes trucks count as women too) in my younger life I think I could retire.

We are talkiing things we regret Mica!!!! If you regret the whiskey, weed and women boy did you do it wrong

[rankroddin250]

Originally Posted by Mrs. westcoaststrokin

We are talkiing things we regret Mica!!!! If you regret the whiskey, weed and women boy did you do it wrong

oh regrets? I think the government should pay me back for the stocks I should have bought in oil like 8-9 years ago. LOL a couple of my hundred dollar pay checks coulda made me thousands an thousands by now.

[lifewitlooie]

I will take poor and ugly cuz I already know I am good looking.

[TwinTurboStroker]

Originally Posted by Mrs. westcoaststrokin

Good luck with that! We can't figure ourselves out



Myth Busters just did a show on this last week. Conspiracy busted





I'm told a warehouse in Yakima, Washington

I'll have to check that out

Originally Posted by Mrs. westcoaststrokin

President Bush addressed the nation about the economic crisis. Well, what he’s actually going to do is try to explain to America why we, the tax payer, should agree to give 700 BILLION dollars to the very companies responsible for the economic crisis in the first place. The speech is only expected to last about 15 minutes but supporters of the bailout are hoping that in that brief amount of time, the American public will be convinced (coerced? Fooled?) that we should devote our money to protecting the millionaires who screwed up. Granted, not everyone agrees with this nonsense, and to prove their point, hundreds of small businesses, including taxidermists, pawn shops, sports memorabilia dealers, etc., are also asking the feds to give them money for their own stupid business decisions. With that in mind, today we absolve you of all personal responsibility as well, so for today’s question: IF YOU COULD ASK THE GOVERNMENT TO BAIL YOU OUT FOR THE DUMBEST FINANCIAL DECISION YOU’VE EVER MADE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

3/4 the crap we have charged on our credit card

A certain 2002 Mustang GT that I'm trying to get rid of

[westcoaststrokin]

Originally Posted by Mrs. westcoaststrokin

President Bush addressed the nation about the economic crisis. Well, what he’s actually going to do is try to explain to America why we, the tax payer, should agree to give 700 BILLION dollars to the very companies responsible for the economic crisis in the first place. The speech is only expected to last about 15 minutes but supporters of the bailout are hoping that in that brief amount of time, the American public will be convinced (coerced? Fooled?) that we should devote our money to protecting the millionaires who screwed up. Granted, not everyone agrees with this nonsense, and to prove their point, hundreds of small businesses, including taxidermists, pawn shops, sports memorabilia dealers, etc., are also asking the feds to give them money for their own stupid business decisions. With that in mind, today we absolve you of all personal responsibility as well, so for today’s question: IF YOU COULD ASK THE GOVERNMENT TO BAIL YOU OUT FOR THE DUMBEST FINANCIAL DECISION YOU’VE EVER MADE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

3/4 the crap we have charged on our credit card

Buying the property that our house is on, instead of the 5 accres we wanted.

[Mrs. westcoaststrokin]

A few months ago, one time Presidential hopeful, Senator John Edwards was caught having an affair… and a possible ‘love child’ (also known as a bastard with a woman who was not his wife. Naturally, Edwards denied it… at first, then the National Enquirer, of all ‘news’ sources, blew the lid off of the affair, and Edwards has since copped to getting smooth up in some gold- diggers taught naughty bits. Now the Enquirer is claiming that vice- Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin (.)(.) had an arctic affair with a former business partner of her own husband. As the story goes, while Sarah’s husband was away on business, she played the “I’m so lonely card” and *presto*, she got knee deep in a little side action. Gotta be the glasses! Anyway, her husband apparently found out and got so mad that he ended the relationship… with his business partner, but stayed with Sarah. Like I said, it’s gotta be the glasses. To be honest with you, we don’t really care if she messing around or not, but it got us thinking that most people, at some time or another, have had to deny having coital relations with someone who people THINK we’ve coital relations with. Maybe you were with that person, maybe you really WEREN’T; all we wanna know is: WHAT’S THE STORY BEHIND THE PERSON YOU DENY BEING WITH?