Bumper stickers

[FloridaStroker]

Seen near the tail pipe, "Area subject to dense smoke"

[cchase]

my ex girlfriend was driving behind me the other day, and i was blowing smoke on her, and she calls me and goes you just gave your future child lung cancer! so it lead me to think, "beware truck causes cancer" and another one is, the surgen general ant never said anything about smoking a chevy, (dodge)

[matty21]

Originally Posted by 66stang

I used to get a few dirty looks when i had this one "IF YOU CANT FEED EM DON'T BREED EM"

that is a really good one!!!! soooo true!

Originally Posted by 1995psd

i got

on my back windshield
i like the first one thad dave has in his sig!
we should try and come up with some more, ive thought of a few over the time ive had my truck but of corse i cant think of them now

OR : "id rather be stroked then cummed on" haha i saw that one once.

theres someone one here that has a sig, that says:

WORK HARDER!!
millions on welfare
depend on you

thats a good one too!!

being from Alberta, Canada; immigration capitol of canada i think, ive got one that says " welcome to Canada, Now go home! "

[smoke]

"id rather be stroked then cummed on"

That's pretty funny!!!!
how about "load it like a boxcar, drive it like a nascar"

[2005F250]

Originally Posted by cchase

my ex girlfriend was driving behind me the other day, and i was blowing smoke on her, and she calls me and goes you just gave your future child lung cancer! so it lead me to think, "beware truck causes cancer" and another one is, the surgen general ant never said anything about smoking a chevy, (dodge)

Everything give you cancer according to the state of California. Even breathing gives you cancer.

As for stickers the "Thanks for not smoking" ones are great. I've had to buy a few because people get upset over it and peel them off.

[RadarRider]

I saw one once that said; "If you toucha my truck, I puncha you nose!"

[sldghamr]

Originally Posted by FloridaStroker

Seen near the tail pipe, "Area subject to dense smoke"

[Nitrochicken]

[somebodyelse5]

Originally Posted by matty21

that is a really good one!!!! soooo true!



theres someone one here that has a sig, that says:

WORK HARDER!!
millions on welfare
depend on you

thats a good one too!!

being from Alberta, Canada; immigration capitol of canada i think, ive got one that says " welcome to Canada, Now go home! "

haha yea thats turboseventhree, idk where that guys been lately! i think dues and tank mighta scared him off lol.

someone on here has one that says, "its not pollution its horsepower!"

ive wanted one on the side of the bed above my exhaust that says something like. along the lines of "Warning: diesel exhaust may cause____" or something like that ya know? anyone got anything that might work?


My buddy has a dodge, and my whole family gives him hell for it, so for his going away gift (hes movin away for college) i wanted to get a sticker made that says "Im single, hansom, and drive a DODGE...Im 2/3 of the way there." or somethin like that lol. hes movin to kansas, and is hopin to find himself a lady!

[4ds4me]

I was thinking of having one made that says "my other trucks a power stroke" I like a bunch of people don't drive mine much anymore.