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Old 04-20-2008, 06:57 PM
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Some random jokes I heard

A farmer and a lawyer share a property line out in the country. The lawyer is out hunting and shoots a bird and it falls on the farmers side. The lawyer says to the farmer, Hey I shot a bird and it fell on your side, I am going to go get it and if you give me any trouble I will sue the **** out of you. The farmer said well this is my land and your not coming on it, and besides we have other ways to handle these things around here. The lawyer says what do you have in mind? The farmers says lets have a kicking contest, Ill kick you 3 times and then you can kick me 3 times and who ever gives up first looses the right to the bird. The lawyer agrees(thinking I'm tuffer than this old bastard)So the farmer runs up and kicks the lawyer right in the NUTZ, the lawyer falls over puking his guts out. then the farmer kicks him in the head and 1 more right in the ribs.The lawyer struggles to get up and says ok now its my turn, the farmer says NO, I give up you can have the DAMN bird...





Two homeless men are panhandling the same corner, one has a few bucks in his hand the other has a roll of twenty's. The one with hardly any money says to the other , hey we work the same corner and you always get more than me why? well the richer of the two says well let me see your sign, it reads

NO WORK NO MONEY PLEASE HELP

the richer says well there's your problem.. look at my sign
it reads

GOING BACK TO MEXICO

JUST NEED 20 MORE BUCKS.......
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The second one is GREAT!!!
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Old 04-20-2008, 07:01 PM
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The second one is GREAT!!!
Yea I think the second one is how Raul is able to afford all those damn mods he is doing
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