We'll have to add to STUMPIFIED in the dictionary now:
The act of becoming delusional when attempting minimal automotive tasks. Usually ending with the individual performing strange acts such as wearing drag, shaving body parts and sleeping with various farm animals.
"Hey Leroy you get them train horns installed yet?"
"Naw man I got stumpified and woke up this morning wearing panties, eyeliner, shaved legs and a Mohawk."
"Damn Leroy, you got stumpified bad! Is that a sheep I hear?"
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