Ditty For President

[Ditty]

OK guys...this is my official "Running for President" announcement.

I am running for President of the United States. I am running for the "We've been getting Screwed" Party. Y'all are going to have to write me in b/c, well, I'm friggin' broke and don't have any money.

My platforms are:

1) I VOW to convert all Government owned and operated vehicles to WVO/SVO. No more BS about running gassers!!! That I promise you.
2) What to do about Health Care? I'M GONNA FIX IT!
3) What about Diesel/Gas Prices? I'M GONNA LOWER 'EM
4) What about Education? I'M GONNA FIX IT!
5) The war in Iraq? We're gonna keep fighting until we beat 'em into submission
6) Abortion? Who cares? Let women do what they wanna do. Who are we, the Government, to tell you what you can do with your body.
7) Gay Marrage? What you do in your own home is YOUR business. I just don't wanna see it.
8) The Morgage and Housing Market? Gonna lower the rates!
9) Taxes? Not going to lower OR raise 'em. I'm gonna make due and get these bills PAYED!!!
10) War on drugs? If your dumb enough to do 'em, your willing to accept the concequences.
11) Immigration? If you wanna be an American, cool, you just gotta do it the right way. Illegals will be shot crossing the border, assuming they are terrorists. If your here, fine, pass this test, learn the language and you can stay. If not...we'll drive you back home.
12) Terror Prisoners? I tell you what. We are going to do anything and everything to these B-Tards to get the info out of 'em. If they don't fight fair...we won't. Simple as that.
13) "Wire Tapping"? Seriously, if your not doing anything wrong, we aren't listening. WTF are you worried about?
14) All this BS in Congress and Senate? If your in either and you do something dumb, sorry, your out. We will get your replacement to fill in for you till the next election.
15) Drugs in Sports? One screwup and your banned...FOR LIFE!!! No illegal drug use, steriods, hanging fighting dogs etc. Your a PRO Sports player. Quit your B!TCH!ING!

My name is Justin Dittfurth, or just Ditty, and I'm running for President. (Ohh yeah...if you support me and I win...Lawn party at the WhiteHouse. Free Beer, wet t-shirt contest, and truck pull. I'll also open the first US National Truck Motorsports Complex, complete with sled pulling course, 1/4 mile drag strip, dirt drags, and FREE membership to anyone that is a Member of Powerstroke.org!!!)

[Ditty]

To go along with my bid for President...anyone that is good with the internet and making web pages...that would like to donate your services...you are more than welcome to create a www.DittyFor President.Org page.

[SCUFFY828]

you got my vote, are you bored

[cstroke69cpy3]

but Ditty,
what if the question is posed of your illegal drug use??
NOS, did your truck inhale??

[Ditty]

Thank you for your support. I'm sick of having a lack of qualified options.

Y'all are going to have to write me in b/c I don't have the cash to actually get on the ballot.

[HeavyHauler]

Got my vote, we need someone up there thats in touch with the real world!

[720Deere]

What's up with number 7? You've been in the Navy too long Ditty! Don't ask...Don't tell.

[3ddiver]

Do you need a VP? Im in

[Ditty]

I do need a VP. Let the competition begin. LOL.

#7 is a personnal thing. I lived with two girls that were on the other side of the fence and it changed the way I think about it. I also have a few male friends that "swing that way" and they are OK with me. I just don't wanna see it or hear about it. Who cares what someone else does in their own home? It's not for me to judge. I am not gay, but I'm not a "gay hater" per se. I don't agree with it, but I can understand it. Dunno if that sounds right. As long as your not breaking any laws.

[720Deere]

Just bustin your chops Ditty! I don't agree with it, but couldn't care less as long it's discreet.