Compression Ignition Addict
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Fort Lewis/JBLM, WA
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So I showed up a Hero on my White Stallion!
So I just grabbed some chow from the DFAC (1st corp dfac is the ****!). I mean i stuffed my face to the point i aint feeling good. BUUUUUUTTTTTTT !!!! I know I needed air in my rear/driver tire so I stop at the shopette (gas station) and some one is just sitting in front of the air compressor. No, biggie I kill my lights and idle, me looking hella sexy in the white stang . Within 2 secs a REALLY fine looking chick hops out of the car and trots up to my window asking if I have a jack. Her tire is flat and she just drove her on from XXXXX (about 4 miles away). I pulled my jack out of my trunk (i just put it back in there monday hahaha) and ask if she has a spare. She does! and she even has her own jack in her trunk!!! So I take all of her stuff and change her tire, the whole time we are talking. Keep in mind is borderline freezing and wet, my genius *** didnt bring a jacket cause I didnt plan to stop long. She claims its cold and I tell her I'm from Arizona and I'm not wearing a jacket, we laugh. She talks about how she just sold her truck to pay for shcool it was 2010 F-350 powerstroke (she is 19 btw), i have basically the same truck!!! Did I mentions she was really hot? Well she was really ****ing annoying too! She repeatedly lied to me I (about petty **** too), never said thank you or Merry Christmas (that one hurt the most), over all just had an attitude I cant stand. To be honest I wasnt gonna ask for her number in the first place cause single hotties dont come onto post....usually, but the more she spoke the less interested I was; to the point I threw her **** into her trunk and said she was good to go and walked back to my car lol. Chivalry is dead for a reason ...its cause of *****es like that (and extreme feminist too!). IDK why but this got me so mad, mostly cause she acted like my sister acts
Any one have moments like this? or good roadside stories?
I know i have pulled plenty of people out of the snow and changed many a tire, Girls under ~28 yrs old are the worst to do anything for.