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Old 07-23-2007, 07:44 PM
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A guy met a beautiful blonde, and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other, as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on their honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer. This was followed by a three-rotation jackknife where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel, beside her. She said," That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down next to him on her towel, not even breathing hard. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" No." she said, "I was a hooker in Golden Meadow, Louisiana, but I worked both sides of the bayou!!"
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Old 07-23-2007, 07:52 PM
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thats to darn funny
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Old 07-23-2007, 08:00 PM
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Good one.
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:47 AM
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That is SOOOO wrong....



Good one....

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Old 07-24-2007, 10:11 AM
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Good one!
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Old 07-24-2007, 10:34 AM
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exactly my thoughts
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That is SOOOO wrong....



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