Blonde car accident

[Diesel Nick]

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

[Julie]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! lol... that was great thanks for that one!!!!!!

[mo_jt]

How about there was a brunette, a redhead and two blondes in a pickup. The brunette was driving and the redhead was upfront also in the cab. The two blondes were riding in the bed. In order to avoid an accident, the brunette swerved and the truck went into a lake. As the truck was sinking, the brunette and redhead got out of the cab and swam to shore, only to discover to their horror that the two blondes went down with the truck and drowned! So, it came to pass many years later when the brunette and redhead died and went to heaven, they saw the two blondes at the pearly gates and asked them why they went down with the truck.

The response--silly, we couldn't get the tailgate open!!!

[Blue01F250]

omfg! 3 times.. hahahahaha geeeeeze....

Originally Posted by mo_jt

How about there was a brunette, a redhead and two blondes in a pickup. The brunette was driving and the redhead was upfront also in the cab. The two blondes were riding in the bed. In order to avoid an accident, the brunette swerved and the truck went into a lake. As the truck was sinking, the brunette and redhead got out of the cab and swam to shore, only to discover to their horror that the two blondes went down with the truck and drowned! So, it came to pass many years later when the brunette and redhead died and went to heaven, they saw the two blondes at the pearly gates and asked them why they went down with the truck.

The response--silly, we couldn't get the tailgate open!!!

wow...

[Banshee34]

Originally Posted by 02F2504x47.3L

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

[Diesel Nick]

Originally Posted by mo_jt

How about there was a brunette, a redhead and two blondes in a pickup. The brunette was driving and the redhead was upfront also in the cab. The two blondes were riding in the bed. In order to avoid an accident, the brunette swerved and the truck went into a lake. As the truck was sinking, the brunette and redhead got out of the cab and swam to shore, only to discover to their horror that the two blondes went down with the truck and drowned! So, it came to pass many years later when the brunette and redhead died and went to heaven, they saw the two blondes at the pearly gates and asked them why they went down with the truck.

The response--silly, we couldn't get the tailgate open!!!

thats a good one.

[Big AL]

[stump0331]

man yall are on a roll today