This gonna be a long story...sorry...haha
Well today me and my buddy JD was bored as heck...so he helped me feed my cattle and scrape the dairy barn out...then after that we went back over to his house and his dad raises buckin bulls...well I used to ride a little and I ride broncs still...and yeah, i'm the one of the dumba$$es that thinks I can ride anything with 4 hooves...so he was tellin me about a little brindle bull that they wont let them buck at the local rodeos cause it's a mean little ba$tard...well...me being the ****y SOB that I am...I told him to run the little fellar in the chute...after we got him in the chute I figured "aw, i'll ride this little bull until he starves to death"...but after he opened that gate, that bull didn't do no buckin...so i'm sittin there thinkin "yea...this bull knows he cant throw me off, he wont even try
"...about that time that little $hit hops himself up over a 6 foot panel gate with me on his back...well I fall off and feel a little pop on my head while he's runnin off...I flopped over and laid there until JD ran over and asked me if I was alright...I felt alright except my knee was hurtin...I looked down and my right pants leg is covered in blood from my knee down, so JD cuts the bottom part of my pants leg off and this is what I see...
...well JD helps me back into the house and yells for his sister...she's an EMT or whatever and she told me I needed to go straight to the hospital...so they loaded me up and we headed on off...on our way there JD's sister asks me what happened to my hat she said it was torn at the top...well I take it off and sure enough it's torn and got blood on the inside...now what?...this is what
...well...I don't remember what they did besides stitch it up but I spent most of my day in the ER...broke the knee cap thing (don't know what they called it at the hospital) and tore all the cartalidge and stuff in there...well here's what it looks like now...
...I feel like a dumba$$ now but there's nothin I can do about it now...and everybody...wear kneepads all the time...it hurts to break your knee...and by the way....I road that little SOB for 8 seconds I think
...and I got a free haircut at the hospital...the only problem is...they cut all my d@mn hair off to put stitches in that one little part!
Oh, and, can I get in trouble for leaving the hospital if they told me to stay overnight? or can my friends get in trouble for helping me leave?...or is it a free will, leave if your dumb enough to kind of thing?
Sorry if the pictures made anybody sick...:vomit: