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Old 07-10-2007, 02:32 PM
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OK, I want to put together a Man Law thread for all the members out there. If you have any good rules that should be in the book, put it up and let us know. It can be anything that you feel is man law worthy.

I will start it out by saying the ole bathroom etiquette of keeping you eyes above the line when you are at the urinal. MAN LAW!



Rules that ALL MEN must abide by!If you dont,well then your not a man(your just a pansey,a pretty boy,a hoe,and a selfabuser).When they are laid down by ONE MAN then agree to by MANY,it is then said to be LAW.The law is what you make of it.Study them hard and any problem can be easily sovled in a HEDERO fashon.Law can't be subject to change unless absolute need of change.Let this document be the foundation for all the laws you make(or The MLF).TO MEN!TO FOOD!TO WOMEN!TO BEER(beer being last makes it most important)!MAN LAW!

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Old 07-10-2007, 02:42 PM
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LOL, Cool idea, let me get back to ya for some ideas...
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:43 PM
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Man Law: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:46 PM
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Man Law: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?"
with "If you loved me , you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:49 PM
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right on man!
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:53 PM
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Man Law: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
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Man Law: Trucks should NEVER be refered to as 'cars'. Example: Ditty drives a PSD...Best Friend says, "So we taking your CAR or mine?" That is a No-No.
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Old 07-10-2007, 03:04 PM
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Man Law: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her
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Old 07-10-2007, 03:06 PM
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Man Law: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
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