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Post your Real Life Chuck stories
Ok so I saw a Chuck norris joke and it reminded me of a Real Life Story so I figured i would Share it.
Iraq 2007 Al Qaim, Al Anbar Providence.
Ole Chuck came out and was signing autographs. My Buddy and Me went and were a little late he wasnt there. So we were walking back and while doing so we talking a little smack and making chuck jokes about not being able to find him. All of a sudden my buddy Say "There he is!" I was looking but could not see him and suddenly I noticed in the Group of Marines ahead of us there was one with his Sleeves Kinda half *** rolled up. So I said to my Buddy "the one with the Half *** nasty sleeves rolled up!" all of a sudden Chuck Turns Looks at me I felt as if my Blood ran cold. Also with him was a Gaggle of Marines Consisting of (1) General (A Few) Colonels and (Misc) Officers and Senior Enlisted. They all turned Looked at us like we were gonna die. Needless to say we didnt stick around we immidiatly with out consultation made a right face and ran off down between some buildings.
Turns out Chuck was touring the base he next stop was my office but we didnt go out to see him on the grounds we didnt want to die.
"Why in hell can't the Army do it if
the Marines can. They are the same
kind of men; why can't they be like
Gen. John J "Black Jack" Pershing, USA; 12 February