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***TexasR.N.*** · #1 (**permalink**) 01-04-2010, 06:23 PM

Douching with clorox bleach will not cure venereal disease. And you wonder where some of those product warnings come from?
I can see it now on Clorox bottles in a year or so.......This product does not cure venereal diseases, do not use internally (might already say this).

In case you are wondering, yes, this really took place at an ER near me recently.

I catch myself saying "Now I've seen / heard it all" and then I show up to my next shift and I go

Craig

***bigcountrysg*** · #2 (**permalink**) 01-04-2010, 06:24 PM

Warning Clorox is not for any internal cleansing.

kinghawg98 · #3 (**permalink**) 01-04-2010, 06:28 PM

having worked in a hospital for a while....there is nothing that will surprise me. I mean, stuff that might make you go "what a dumbarse" but nothing is outside of the realm of possibilities. Truth, in fact, is stranger than fiction.

Edit- I hope she had a psych consult. Clearly that isn't just stupidity.......is it? I'll hope for a psych consult. * (praying it was a psych patient....but secretly knowing it probably wasn't)

Speaking of psych patients...there was a guy here that said "I've been asleep for 2000 years, but I'm awake now *****!" to a nurse. He thought he was a vampire...really.

**shu873** · #4 (**permalink**) 01-04-2010, 06:37 PM

After reading that Craig, I'm dumbfounded... I don't know whether to laugh at the woman or feel sorry for her level of stupidity...

***bigcountrysg*** · #5 (**permalink**) 01-04-2010, 06:45 PM

I just want to know one thing. How much pain was she in. I mean seriously that had to burn like crazy.

Remember when you played football in highschool. You would put some tiger balm in someones jock strap. Knowing it would burn like crazy.

I want to know did it burn worse then that.

kinghawg98 · #6 (**permalink**) 01-04-2010, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bigcountrysg

I just want to know one thing. How much pain was she in. I mean seriously that had to burn like crazy.

Remember when you played football in highschool. You would put some tiger balm in someones jock strap. Knowing it would burn like crazy.

I want to know did it burn worse then that.

You could always try the enema route to test the burn. haha.