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08-30-2009, 07:30 PM
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Washing Machine Song!!!!
I'm gonna try to get a vid up of this song so everyone knows how to sing it. It's a little ditty I wrote about for the 2 greatest inventions in the world!!!: the washer & the dryer! They're 2 great machines that too many people take for granted. Just imagine: if you lived in some 2nd or 3rd world country where you have to wash your clothes in a stinking river without detergents & have to beat them on a rock with a stick to dry them off. Then afterwards, you end up putting these clothes on & get some sort of screwed up parasite in your body from people defacating in the same water you washed your clothes in & also drink out of & they make their way to your brain & have a fiesta on your brain matter. I mean, WTF!?!?!? We really don't know how lucky we are to own a washer & dryer or even for some of us who have the luxury of going down the street to your local laundrymat. So without further ado, here it is!!! The Washing Machine Song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Washing machine! glug-glug-glug, glug-glug-glug Washing machine! glug-glug-glug, glug-glug-glug Dryer! Dryer! Dryer, dryer, dry-er! Dryer! Dryer! Dryer, dryer, dry-er! Put your clothes inside the washing machine glug-glug-glug, glug-glug-glug Take them out & now they're clean glug-glug-glug, glug-glug-glug Dryer! Dryer! It sets your socks on fire! Dryer! Dryer! the great invention dryer! Put your dog inside the washing machine! glug-glug-glug, glug-glug-glug take him out, he won't scream! glug-glug-glug, glug-glug-glug Dryer! Dryer! You'll never call it a liar! Dryer! Dryer! It sings just like a choir! Put your lunch inside the washing machine! glug-glug-glug, glug-glug-glug your bologna sandwhich will have new sheen! glug-glug-glug, glug-glug-glug Dryer! Dryer! mold it won't inspire! Dryer! Dryer! can't set lunchmeat on fire! Washing machine glug-glug-glug------------GLUG! Let's hear it!!!! 
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08-30-2009, 07:36 PM
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08-30-2009, 07:45 PM
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you ok cory?
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08-30-2009, 07:49 PM
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You ain't right!!!
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08-30-2009, 07:52 PM
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to much alone time in the cab at work Cory? Bored much
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08-31-2009, 12:09 AM
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One thing they didn't tell you in truck driving school: You're going to have WAY too much time to think, and sooner or later, you will run out of productive things about which to think. Sounds to me like you fell into the "sooner" category.
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08-31-2009, 12:12 AM
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i reread it. what tune does it go with?
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08-31-2009, 03:11 PM
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08-31-2009, 03:15 PM
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it was just a random thread about a song. thats why i asked.
it became interesting the second time i read it. 
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08-31-2009, 04:40 PM
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