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Old 08-09-2009, 11:24 PM
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Unhappy Midnight Snack

My parents are worse than a couple of bachelors. I'm staying at their house for a couple weeks to watch their house and dogs while they go on vacation, and there is pretty much no food in the house.

So about 20 minutes ago i find myself getting quite hungry because i didn't eat supper. So i try to see what i can scrounge up. I found some bologna, so i think, cool, ill make me a bologna sammich. So i get out the bread, meat, cheese, ketchup and mayo. I look at the date on the meat and its almost expired but still good, not so much for the mayo. It expired back in march. So i get out 2 pieces of bread, as im putting the loaf back in the cupboard i realize half the loaf is covered in mold. So i throw it all away. So i end up putting a slice of cheese on the bologna, which as i'm typing this i realized may have been expired , then put ketchup on that and ate it that way.

If you've ever seen me you'd know im not a small guy, so obviously that wasn't going to cut it. So i found some cottage cheese in the fridge. Expired about a month ago but it was still sealed. So im assuming its still good. At least I hope so.

Then after eating a pretty massive amount of cottage cheese, i realize that its a dairy product. No big deal except for the fact that I'm lactose intolerant. I can have a little bit with no bad effects, but this was WAY more than a little bit.




The morning may be rough...
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Old 08-09-2009, 11:29 PM
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Oh damn, my stomach already hurts. This ain't gonna be good.
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Old 08-09-2009, 11:32 PM
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Time to go grocery shopping...

BTW, did you look in the freezer? Some of the best late night snacks are steaks or chops thrown on the grill at 2am...
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Old 08-09-2009, 11:33 PM
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Time to go grocery shopping...
Yeah, tomorrow, after im done blowin up the john.
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Old 08-09-2009, 11:46 PM
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Yeah, tomorrow, after im done blowin up the john.
Good luck to you then! I'd say "hope everything comes out ok" but I don't think that'll be a problem...
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Old 08-09-2009, 11:52 PM
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Good luck to you then! I'd say "hope everything comes out ok" but I don't think that'll be a problem...


With any luck i'll just have massive amounts of gas instead of the splatties.
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Old 08-10-2009, 12:40 AM
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blame it on the dogs.
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:08 AM
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So far so good!
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:14 AM
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Lactose intolerance is for girls… have fun spackeling the toilet bud!! Nothin like a bad case of pure pond water coming out of your bum!!!!
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:18 AM
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Well so far i've just had a few big farts. No sign of the squirts yet.
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