Jake's "I've done it!!!!! I've married my hand!!!" thread

[szyd]

[robertcarmel]

Is there a museum or something like that around? You are looking for a place that you two can interact, hold a conversation, but nothing too heavy you want something like a museum so that you can talk about the Art, and not get into things like politics, abortion, & religion.

[Tony V]

Thats not a bad idea either.

[2005F250]

Originally Posted by bigcountrysg

Hey Jake if you want to meet women and have fun then come to Michigan. Leave them Nuts in the Buckeye state alone. They will do nothing but cause you stress and headaches.

You come up here to Michigan and I will take you to some good places and you will have fun.

Are you asking him on a date?

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Jake

The hell is that supposed to mean? She's seen it, but i don't think she knows it was mine.

Are you talking about your piece?

Originally Posted by Jake

I think so. I may put one up here in a bit.







Oh yeah, forgot to mention about the 2nd girlfriend. We hadn't had sex yet, and one night we were drunk and screwed in her pool. She was so drunk she didn't remember it, then i reminded her of it and she got really pissed because she didn't want our first time to be like that so she broke up with me. Then less than a week later she practically begged me to take her back, so i did. Then i dumped her azz. She was still in love with me when i dumped her. So yeah, 2nd time dont work either.

I don't think I'd tell anyone about the part in bold

Originally Posted by szyd

[GM Duraturd]

Jake, let me know where you guys are going so I can show up and make things really awkward And you better watch what you say on here about your experiences with that exgirlfriend... remember I kinda know her and I could inform her of your comments just kidding man.

[6point0damn2004]

HEY MAN, good luck

speaking of museums, there is the Horseshoe Pitchers Museum just down the highway from me, it sounds pretty riveting... i'll give you directions if you're feelign adventurous

I just got a new girlfriend and she is AMAZING! So good luck man, up until this one I thought I was doomed. Horrible date, after crazy broad, after clinger... glad this one happened along.

AND I will say, my first date with my new GF is probably the weirdest I have been on. She was going out of town to visit family and such and wanted me to go cause she didnt't want to drive alone. So for our first date, I spent 3 days out of town with her. It was actually REALLY awesome.

[stroken04]

WTH Jake

12 pages of BS and still no pics

:

I say again

[Jake]

Originally Posted by stroken04

Both of these ideas work very well

But since your on a budget I would go with the first one......


as long as you dont live in your mothers basement

I live with my grandma.

Originally Posted by bigcountrysg

He lives in BFE OHIO. A typical date there is going cow tippin and then hitting up the local DQ for a blizzard.

Pretty much.

Originally Posted by ford_trck

My dog can walk upright on 2 legs

WTF?

Originally Posted by bigcountrysg

Hey Jake if you want to meet women and have fun then come to Michigan. Leave them Nuts in the Buckeye state alone. They will do nothing but cause you stress and headaches.

You come up here to Michigan and I will take you to some good places and you will have fun.

If things don't work out with this one I'll keep that in mind.

Originally Posted by kinghawg98

I might have missed it, but is her name Rosy Palm or Jill?

(for those that dont know the jill joke....left hand facing towards you J - I - L -L )

Nope, gettin tired of those 2.

Originally Posted by Harohunter

I thought he was into the 3 legged type.

Uh no, I'm the 3 legged one here!

Originally Posted by szyd

You dick!

Originally Posted by whitelongbed

I don't think I'd tell anyone about the part in bold

Why? Other than the next comment.

Originally Posted by GM Duraturd

Jake, let me know where you guys are going so I can show up and make things really awkward And you better watch what you say on here about your experiences with that exgirlfriend... remember I kinda know her and I could inform her of your comments just kidding man.

OH SH1T!!! Kinda forgot about that. You wont say anything though. Otherwise I could always tell your parents a few things...

Originally Posted by 6point0damn2004

HEY MAN, good luck

speaking of museums, there is the Horseshoe Pitchers Museum just down the highway from me, it sounds pretty riveting... i'll give you directions if you're feelign adventurous

I just got a new girlfriend and she is AMAZING! So good luck man, up until this one I thought I was doomed. Horrible date, after crazy broad, after clinger... glad this one happened along.

AND I will say, my first date with my new GF is probably the weirdest I have been on. She was going out of town to visit family and such and wanted me to go cause she didnt't want to drive alone. So for our first date, I spent 3 days out of town with her. It was actually REALLY awesome.

3 days on a first date? That was a big risk, that coulda been ugly if she was a psycho.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Jake

Why? Other than the next comment.

Cause, if you were any good in the sack, she'd remember it, whether she was drunk or not