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post #1 of 13 Old 10-13-2013, 02:31 AM Thread Starter
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Stupidity at it's finest....

Don't know where else to post this, but I figured I would share some hilariously idiotic quotes from some cummins owners over on the cummins forum...

"I smoked out a jaywalker, does that count? He gagged and covered his face with his shirt. The guy in front of me watched the whole thing in his mirrors and was just cracking up!"

"I smoked a guy on a bike and didn't know it till the wife said I was a A$$ for doing it. I asked what did I do and she said you just smoke that guy back there at the light and what for? I told her I seen another ford at the light on the other side and wanted him to see I could throw some smoke."

"i smoked 3 kids on bikes tonight that was cool"

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What a bunch of douch bags, smoked Kause he saw a ford and just had to show he could obviously he knows that ford is better so he has to try and show he ain't so weak

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Think they are over compensating for something?
I dont think it has to do with overcompensation it just has to do with them being azzhats. They think its so funny to smoke people out constantly. Occasionally the a-hole that cut you off deserves a puff of smoke but not random person. It just makes us look bad. I let my loud exhaust speak for itself.

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I compare it to rock and roll, long hair, cherry bombs/straight pipes, imports ricers, baggy pants, black fingernails, skinny jeans, spinners, donks... etc...

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I compare it to rock and roll, long hair, straight pipes
Whoa! Whats wrong with these things? Its not the 1950s anymore.

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I have a 65 galaxie with cherry bombs, my truck is straight piped, and my pants are a bit baggy, well loose fit anyway, and I still listen to rock and roll

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i was walking back to the building i work at one night, and a cummins driver decided it would be funny to throw a bottle at me.

luckily he was a idiot dodge owner and missed.
needless to say i yelled some choice words at him and he just drove off.

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4 punks in a BMW sedan thought it would be cool to chuck a bottle at a buddy of mine some years back and hit him in the head.
But the retards pulled into the park a few blocks up to go smoke dope in the forest.

Not sure how it happened, but the car ended up with 6 broken windows.

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4 punks in a BMW sedan thought it would be cool to chuck a bottle at a buddy of mine some years back and hit him in the head.
But the retards pulled into the park a few blocks up to go smoke dope in the forest.

Not sure how it happened, but the car ended up with 6 broken windows.
Lol....yeah id probably do the same thing.....

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