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post #1 of 6 Old 05-16-2009, 11:04 PM Thread Starter
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i pulled out onto the highway near my house in my 99 psd, i got it up to about 70 mph wen i saw this state cop commin up on me pretty quick. so i decide to run, well he eventually catches up to me and wen he finally had me pulled me over he came up to the car and says, look its the end of my shift i dont want the paperwork on this so im goin back to my car to run ur tags and wen i get back if u have a good enough excuse as to why u were tryin to run ill let u go. so 3 minutes go by and he comes back and i tell him that 5 years ago my wife left me for a state cop and i just thought that maybe that cop was tryin to bring her back. he laughed and then waved me along
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post #2 of 6 Old 05-16-2009, 11:07 PM
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funny, i gotta share that with my wife
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haha that was funny lol

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I may try that on the cop that lives down the road. He seems to have a sence of humor!

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