Honda Tuner kill.
This happened with my mate riding shotgun, and wouldnt have happened at all if she hadnt looked at me with that, "Will you PLEASE smoke this ahole?" Look...
Pulled up to a signal on a local four lane road that turns into two lanes right past said signal, long and straight, called "Central Avenue." A fancy lil black Honda two door came up on her side, windows down, thumpin and bumpin that rap, and buzzing with the Beer can exhaust. She looked down at the driver and apparently he felt the need to throw some revs her way and squeak his tires a bit.... She looked at me, The light turned green, and I put it to the firewall, laying a thick black smoke trail most of the way to the next light. I imagine the interior of that lowered two door rice machine was just stale with sooty smoke, because before he even moved off the line I was down the road. He got mad, of course, and after having to catch up to me for about a 1/4 mile got up on my bumper at the next signal, at which I was turning left. Doofus tried to duck past me in the oncoming lane, cutting the corner short, only to find my Truckasaur in his way and past him AGAIN! He tried to pass me at a stop sign next, and again found the door slammed shut in his face. I LET him pass me finally, and as he was making funny waving movements and laughing at finally passin me up, I pulled in my driveway. Licence plate read, "weRvrmn". I figure that must mean "We are Vermin" Probably, cause he really rather lacked in the Vroom department... The look on me wifeys face was.... Well... She only looks like that after weve had our fun, and usually that includes nudity.