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post #1 of 71 Old 04-30-2009, 10:55 AM Thread Starter
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CROTCH ROCKET Kill!!!

This is my FINEST kill to date!

3 Crotch Rockets came zooming up on my tailgate last night on the highway. I was doing the speed limit until they got too close for comfort, so I rolled a little on them. The Alpha Male INSTANTLY was beside me with his handlebars inches from my mirror. I decided to show him what a tuned PSD could do. I dropped the hammer! I LEFT him in a Dust\Coal cloud he quickly got further away from me. I was approaching triple digit speeds, and he was starting to slowly catch me at this point. I have to say though that the HOT DOG I was messing with was doing this on 1 wheel, other wise he would have laid waste to me. I pop over a hill, and see Johnny Law about 3/4 mile ahead. I am doing right about 100 even, and the Bike was back on two wheels and passing me like I was parked!!! I came onto the brakes good enough to ge me to a legal speed REAL quick, and the Bike passed the cop as near as I could figure at well over 120mph!

The moral of the story is that IF you want to come up on a policeman doing 100mph, make sure someone else is doing 120!!!

Well maybe that is not actually the moral, but H3LL it has been a REAL CRAPPY week, I needed some good luck!!!!

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post #2 of 71 Old 04-30-2009, 10:59 AM
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HEHEHE cool. I have gone as fast as maybe 90 on my bike but I cant imagine doing over that in fear that I would fall off and die. Cool Kill Tho....

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good one. i hate them little ricers

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Thats a good one. Guy is probably still cursing you.

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post #5 of 71 Old 04-30-2009, 11:21 AM
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Did the cop pull im over? Nice kil of a POS crotch rocket. I hate 'em!!

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120 mph speeding ticket likely got him a reckless driving offense and suspended license.

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I thought the story would end " and then he fell over" Nice job bro


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120 mph speeding ticket likely got him a reckless driving offense and suspended license.
If he caught him or even tried to stop him. A crotch rocket is a serious piece of machinery and not to be messed with.

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so he was doing a wheely while maddoggin you through the window? wtf is wrong with him lol

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