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post #1 of 10 Old 12-26-2006, 12:49 PM Thread Starter
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Beamers....

Today on the way to work I was traveling the speed limit of 45mph respectfully 15-20 yards behind the car in front of me. This black 2006 beamer was riding my azz so close that I could barely see his headlights in the rearview mirror. I kept calm since I've been trying to stay under 2100 rpms for the past 2 weeks. Well we slow down some to about 40 and I'm still in OD and we're still going along and this guy is so close that I can't see the bottom of his windsheild. I wait till the next light which is my turn off and give her about 3/4 throttle which drops her down a gear and blows a big ole wad of smoke out the back lol. You shoulda seen this guy's face! He swerved to avoid the cloud of smoke!!!! HAHAHAHAHA It was perfect... gosh I wish I had a camera on him!


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NICE!!! I dunno what it is but these idiots out here are trying to crawl up under my truck A LOT lately. THinking about re-thinking getting Duals, or taking the turn outta my tailpipe and have it go out straight. GRRRR!

Nice Smoke-job BTW!


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Ya know I'm beginning to think I was put on this earth so that BMW drivers all over the state can find the friggin gas pedal. I don't know what it is but I can be doing 90 on a wide open 2 lane road but when I come up on a Beemer doing 60 with my big 'ol farm truck, they somehow feel the inadequacy that they should and gas on it to race me...........

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After a long day with the Fam it makes me feel go to hear about BMW drivers eating a little soot

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Nice one Marty, I love it when they swerve

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good one

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I love it! I can almost imagine the look that guy had... What a dumba$$.

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Don't get me started on BMW drivers. I was toying with a guy in a Z4 who didn't know who he was messing with. We're doing about 60 nothing too fast, when a older guy in an M3 comes up from out of the pack. He wants to play and we take off and leave the Z4 behind. Now about 200 yards ahead we have traffic coming up in his lane, rather than slowing down, he swerves into my lane at over 70 MPH. I went out around him to the right, and over corrected to the left and the beepbeepbeep end broke loose and slid sideways, with traffic catching up to us. After I got it straightened up I saw the guy in the beamer, who looked oh-so scared. The guy wouldn't go over 35 mph! LOL

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Good deal make em work at it. HaHaHa

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