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Old 12-17-2006, 03:25 PM
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Talking "Smoked" a Honda

I didn't really KILL him but got my point across. We were out on the local cruising strip and there was a riced out Honda squirting around showing off his big fart pipe. Everytime he left a light he hit about 5,000 RPM and was just being quite obnoxious. Well, not to be outdone in the obnoxious dept., I reach down and turned the chip up to 120hp. I left the light conservatively and when it shifted to 2nd gear I rolled on it, just before the point of shiftdown, so it sort of lugged. As "karma" would have it, his window was down and only about 10 inches above my tailpipe. He and his girlfriend got a faceful of soot . I figured if he was going to pollute the air with his exhaust I'd return the favor, twice. Directly he turned off on a side street and waited for the air to clear! You reckon his girlfriend dumped him for a feller in a truck?
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Old 12-17-2006, 03:35 PM
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GOOD STORY
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:59 AM
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Excellent !!!

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Old 12-18-2006, 07:15 AM
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squirting around showing off his big fart pipe.
That right theres funny, i don't care who ya are!
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Old 12-18-2006, 07:20 AM
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Maybe she is on here looking for a new boyfriend
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Old 12-23-2006, 07:18 AM
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That is great Remember it is the season for "sooting"
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Old 12-23-2006, 08:36 AM
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I just can't stand those little stupid sounding fart cannons. I'd love to shove a big potato in all of them but mythbusters prooved that one wrong. Perhaps a whole bag will work!
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Old 12-23-2006, 10:04 AM
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I just can't stand those little stupid sounding fart cannons. I'd love to shove a big potato in all of them but mythbusters prooved that one wrong. Perhaps a whole bag will work!
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Old 12-23-2006, 10:18 AM
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That couldn't be any funner unless I was there!!
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Old 12-23-2006, 10:18 AM
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I love it! That's a great kill in my book...
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