Ok, here's how it went down.
In southern durham, US 15-501 goes from 3 lanes down to two lanes. I am in the middle lane, and this black Mitsubishi Eclipse comes up to the right of me, the lane that is running out.
He looks over, and grins just before the light turns green
, I flip the Dptuner to "the car beside me will look like a coalminer" mode. The light turns green, and he stooooommps it. I let the truck get rolling to 5 mph, and then i gave'r hell.. The black smoke flew, the rear tires lit, and the mitsubishi was about 1 car length in front of me, he hit 2nd gear, I was still spinning, the tranny grabbed ahold of 2nd, the turbo went "tsft tsft tsft", and then regained boost, and I was GONE, the look on the guy's face was totally priceless, kinda like a combo of "w t f mate?!" and "ZOMG!!!!!!11"
I looked down at the speedo, and I was doing 60 in a 45, backed her down, and here he came, revving his 4 banger to like 90,000 rpm, one hand on the wheel, one hand out his sunroof giving me the "California wave" I floored the truck again, and got beside him again in no time flat, and just looked him in the eye for about 2 seconds. We got to the next light, road now two lane. I motioned for him to roll his window down. "Was that all you had?"
He yelled "FU", and took off and ran the red light, BWaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! There was a Durham Cop on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD, IT WAS SO FUNNY, HE TOOK OFF, AND THE COP TURNED HIS BUBBLES ON. I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!