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post #1 of 8 Old 11-11-2006, 09:52 PM Thread Starter
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Dont make me laugh

Well im just getting around to posting this but last week i met this guy at a mcdonalds. he was claming all this BS about how fast his ford is, He keeps tellimg me that it makes 500hp and runs low 12s in the quarter, yada yada yada, well i walk out side cuz i have to see this, so i walk out there and sure enough its a ford but its a harley edition, all it has done is a cat back system, so for kicks and giggles i say i will run ya, and i will even do it on the highway! he says ok if you want your beepbeepbeep handed to you. this guy is one ****y basterd! so we get out to the road get to 60mph, and he floors it before me and gets a car length on me, I finally catch up at 80 or so then comence to passing him, then at 109 fuel cut came on "Or what ever limits the speed" and i had over 3 truck lengths on him. It was so funny, We pulled over at a gas station and he was like so what do you have done, i told him it was stock other then an intake. he said so why did you beat me so bad, lol. I said because your truck dosent make a socalled 500hp nore is it modded out the azz like you claim. boy you should have seen his face, it was really funny.

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post #2 of 8 Old 11-11-2006, 10:21 PM
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Nice one slammed. Thats too funny. Did you atleast tell him that if he wanted a 500hp truck, he could come here and learn a little something? Then he could read about his own kill

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Man that dude was a total douche bag

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lol yeah i told him that he could come to the site and learn how to make 500hp, and read about what happend that night, he looked at me with this what are you talking about look on his face.

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I think that it is important that we keep setting some miss guided souls, our fellow ford breatheren, strait before they line up against, a stupid bow tie, and get spanked

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