First off.... wtf did GM put in yukons? This thing couldnt pull a fart out of a wet paper bag. Im sorry if my truck can beat you under half throttle you own a slow *** vehicle. (looking in wikipedia base engine was rated at 275

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So anyway. to the story and whole point of this story Im driving around looking for deals on some PSD when I come up to this red light and a GMC yukon next to me pulls up its hot I have both windows down. and I hear this woman driving this say "watch mommy beat this found on road dead special"
So after my previous *** whooping by a Honda CR-V

(Yes I got beat by a honda CRV by about a length.) I thought OMG hears another suv thats gonna kill me. so the light turns green and I don't punch it I got half throttle up to about 40km/h and I realize this woman has got her foot in the floor boards and I am keeping up with her at half throttle, so at 40km is a nice sweet spot because if you mash down on the throttle the truck says to the tranny SHIFT DOWN and you get launched back in your seat and before you know it your doing 80km/h, so thats exactly what happend and we pull up to the next light shes looking straight ahead and I say "excuse me" she looks over with this smirk on her face I smiled and said "Its actually first on race day" light turned green and she tried again, and got the same result.
Man I can't wait for my stroke.