Other than my ps i have a 92 4dr dually, and yes its slower than a 3 legged turtle, but unlike my ps it can paint a 4 lane freeway black as my girlfreind shaniqua. On my way 2 the local pick n pull, some dodge drivn dill weed starts riding my.....rear, im thinkin dude im doin like 55, chill out man, the speed limits like 70! whats the rush. u know anyway he is enraged at this point, and i start 2 feel bad so i stoke the fire..... and sink the pedal 2 the floor.....coating his shiny red dodge in soot.
further anger'd by his new paint job he try's 2 pass me in the turn lane......and i ease over 2 block him, rolling out another cloud. finally i let him pass, blessing him with my stiff middle finger.
killed by cummins